"Any teenager could have done what we did, with no money and better"

The Onion takes shots at TED and social networking gurus. And both deserve it, IMHO.

"Just keep looking like you're doing work, and people will pay you for it."

The Hipster Librarian from the Lipstick Librarian

Huh.

I think I need more coffee.

I want to be a librarian

And now, don't you want to be one, too?

Letterman and Spacey talk Twitter

It's a Boomer confab over Twitter, but Letterman does have a point: how many people think Twitter is a waste of time?

Little Gordon

Warning: if you are on a public or work computer get ready for the little blond boy with the potty mouth.

If you have seen Hell's Kitchen or Kitchen Nightmares, you will get the joke in these videos from a job board in the UK, Caterer.com. The videos have been a huge boost for the job board.



Little Nancy Pearl, maybe?

Spied on ERE.net.

Jobacle's Sick Day Calendar

Jobacle has released their 2009 Sick Day Calendar complete with the reasons to plan your illnesses ahead. In case you aren't sure how to call in sick, the How-to Wiki explains the process. Always, double check your sick day alibi for flimsiness.

Resume Hell

There is nothing like seeing the stupid stuff other people do to make you feel that you aren't do so bad. Visit Resume Hell for a sample of some of the silly stuff people submit to a recruiter. You'll stop rolling your eyes when someone reminds you to check your spelling, thinking, everybody checks their spelling. No, no, they do not. Walking, chewing bubble gum and breathing through your nose all at the same time could be beyond these applicants, but you, at least, can do all that and use a spell checker.

My hero.